It is my final evening of vacational bliss, tomorrow in the AM we will be heading back to hot as hades Oklahoma and our normal lives. While here in cool and temperate, and beautiful might I add, Colorado I have had some time to ponder life, and the pursuit of happiness ( Liberty kind of left out of this post, Sorry) and have come to some interesting conclusions.
The first of which is that I am not as young as I used to be. Driving through the night and on into the next day used to be a snap, no problemo, now not so much. On the way to Colorado Springs on the 1st day I decided to pull an all nighter. It didn't go so well, I pulled in at a rest stop at about 3 in the morning and promptly fell asleep, I was just planning on resting my eyes really, at 6 AM a very non threatening man walking a poodle woke we up to inform me lights had been on for 3 hours. I didn't take the key out of the ignition due to my desire to leave quickly, but I didn't leave quickly and my battery was dead. The not scary old guy jumped me and we were on our way. On a side note the reason I have been referring to the guys non scariness is because when he woke us up my wife literally whimpered like a scared puppy and nearly crawled through the top of our SUV. He was 80, from Cali, and walking a poodle - not really a threat. The point is the 30 year old me is a much more tired version of the 22 year old me.
The second thing I learned is that fat people and extremely high altitude do not go well together. We rode up the Cog railway(expensive but worth it) to the top of Pikes peak, at about 12,000 feet I began to feel light headed, at 13,000 feet I was also short of breath, when we got to the top (14,110) I was ready to just jump off the top and end it all. My wife was fine, my kids were bouncing around like pin balls running right to the edge, the big fat lardo they call dad was in the john expelling everything in his system before going back out into the 40 degree air and begging God to end his misery. Other than the 30 minutes in the middle when we were so high I loved it, and so did the fam.
Another thing I noticed is that I like to eat, no I mean a lot - and on vacation you can find so many cool places to grub - The Sagebrush (had a Buffalo Brat, NICE), The Mason Jar, Denver's Downtown Aquarium Restaurant, The Vega ( it was on the roof of a 4 story building), and several others. I may have gained a few pounds on this little adventure, but again well worth it.
I also realized the Resort living and mountain living in general agree with me. On the way to Estes Park and on the way to Winter Park we stayed at some crummy Day's Inn's, but once we arrived at the Worldmark by Wyndham in Estes or The Pines @ Meadowridge in WP life was good. 2 Bedrooms, 2 full baths, full kitchen with all the extras. Fireplaces, stocked with what you need - Grills, picnic tables, pool, hot tubs, video rentals, and the Big Thompson River about ten feet from our front door. The pines wasn't as new or nice as Worldmark, and we liked the town of Estes Park better than WP but all of it was awesome. The snow capped mountains, the glacial rivers, the lakes and hiking trails, the water falls. It was all so entrancing that I find myself at a loss for words. I may try more later, but that is not the point of this post.
Finally I know now more that ever that the whole experience was made so much more exciting by the presence of my wife and kids. Hiking up to Alberta Falls my middle girl Morgann is holding my hand, she turns and looks at me with a gap toothed smile and says "Dad this must be the best vacation ever". When we were at the aquarium in Denver and my boy wants me to help him pet a sting ray I just plunged him completely in the tank to snag a feel of the little miscreants, I was worried how he would respond, he emerged smiling from ear to ear proclaiming victory. He had finally touched the elusive sting ray, and then proclaims " Dad, I am all wet". I got to sit on a rock with Taylor and fish in Sprague Lake long after all my other kids lost interest, we caught nothing but as she laid her head on my shoulder and we watched her bobber stay disgustingly above the water I was completely content. On the same trip to Alberta falls Raegann rode on my shoulders the whole way down and when we would get precariously close to the edge and look down to the white water hundreds of feet below us she would get scared and cover my eyes calling out, "scare me to death". I was also able to step back and watch my wife as she continually cared for, dressed, educated, navigated, and elevated our whole family. It's a shame it took a trip to the mountains to remind me how wonderful my family really is, but against such a majestic backdrop all else paled in comparison to my wife and kids. So I suggest you go to the Rockies, see the Garden of the Gods, The children's Museum of Denver, Focus on the Family HQ, and Rocky Mountain National Park. Fish, Hike, Grill Out, and relax, but do it all with your family. After while Crocodile. RLR
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Glad you had a good time. All-nighters have never been for me. I remember following you through the night from Springfield to the town in OK where Dennis got married. I vaguely recall passing under a McDonald's that spanned the road and singing loudly and wildly to an oldies station in order to stay awake. Not fun.
What was Whit's End like? I assume that it is on the Focus on the Family campus.
Whit's End is great! The kids went down Whooten's three story slide, we had a Wadfamchocsod and loved it, we dressed up and played in the little theater as well. The most interesting part is that you can actually sign up with the fam to read a script and they will record you and give you the cd. You choose the episode and scene yoou want to read, go to kids radio and bada bing, bada boom your a star. You have to sign up about a month in advance though, and we didn't - my eldest was very unhappy that we made such a mistake. Do not let your family down if you go. RLR
Hey, great family post, dude. I remember driving through Colorado on our way to Cali a few years ago, and recall it is quite the picturesque destination...sorta woulda been perfect for a vacay, as you've proved the point. I'm not a fisherman, though, so I'm thinking I probably wouldn't have even known to be disappointed that the bobber didn't continue, er, bobbing. (You mean it's supposed to go down in the water? Fascinating!). Anyway, I'll stick with tennis and sloppy basketball, if you don't mind. Glad you had a good time, and it sounds like your fam is a happy group...glad to hear it. Make sure, MAKE SURE, you holla at me the next time you come in...it's time for some Pink Lemonade at Denny's. Oh, and for the all-nighter driving thing, I'll teach a few things to keep you awake. Namby pamby!
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